I am a Welsh freelance writer living in Portsmouth. I currently write as a specialist for TheGamer.com. My key inspirations in life are Dawn French, David Sedaris, Terry Pratchett, Jeremy Hardy and, Sally Phillips.
Thirteen trainers in Gen I, twenty-four trainers in Gen II – who is ready for a full fifty-two trainer ranking for Gen III? We’re looking at RSE, FRLG and the two Colosseum games today and it’s gonna be a full house with so many tied rankings and arbitrary bonus points. Here’s a quick list of … More Pokémon: Ranking the Important Trainers of Gen III
Let’s just dive straight back in with Gen II, shall we? But first, some clarifications and such. I will be ranking every important trainer – not just the Gym Leaders and Elite 4. This includes Rivals, special sidequest characters, Team leaders and so on. I just think it’s more fun that way, despite creating a … More Pokémon: Ranking the Important Trainers of Gen II
Hey all, I am here and back on my bull. Today I’m taking what I did in the oft-maligned Fuckable Dragons article and ranking the important Pokémon trainers of Gen 1! Not on fuckability this time, don’t worry. If this turns out fun, I might do the other generations too. AUTHOR’S NOTE: I did. Here’s … More Pokémon: Ranking the Important Trainers of Gen I
Hi everyone! It has been a hot minute! Last time we left off about to make a proper effort in saving the missing children, but before that I remembered that I have someone to see! This dude promised us a reward for clearing out the Merchant’s Pass! A nice boost in funds and the experience … More Let’s Play Hero’s Realm: Chapter 1 ~ Part 4 ~ We’re the Bad Guys Now
I am forty-three hours into this game, and I can see me putting another forty hours in. Bravely Default II follows quite the same path as its predecessors as a game with a rather generic concept which excels on its writing, art direction, characterisation, and extremely compelling gameplay. Both Bravely Default and Bravely Second on … More Bravely Default II – A Review
With a lower-than-last-movie score of 8.0 thanks to the malleable voting system employed by IMDb, The Princess Bride is next on our list. While home sick in bed, a young boy’s grandfather reads him the story of a farmboy-turned-pirate who encounters numerous obstacles, enemies and allies in his quest to be reunited with his true … More #232 – The Princess Bride (1987)
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The Vicar of Dibley is one of those iconic pieces of UK culture, led by Dawn French and featuring a stunning cast of comedy greats. Even people who have never seen the show will have seen Geraldine Granger dive into an oversized puddle for the viewing pleasure of the nation. It’s one of those brief … More Top 10 Best ‘The Vicar of Dibley’ Moments
Simulation fans rejoice! A new kid is coming to the block and it seems like it could genuinely turn out to be the restaurant sim that we’ve all been waiting for. Tastemaker was released on Steam’s Early Access platform and while many see such purchases as a trap, I have no problem in dropping a … More Tastemaker – Early Access Review
With 837,404 votes, Catch Me If You Can has a vote of 8.1 from IMDb’s userbase. Barely 21 yet, Frank is a skilled forger who has passed as a doctor, lawyer and pilot. FBI agent Carl becomes obsessed with tracking down the con man, who only revels in the pursuit. Based on a true story, … More #233 – Catch Me If You Can (2002)
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