I’m just deep enough into this project where I’ve started to feel committed to finishing it and all eight generations. But I’m also seeing now that there are a lot of trainers to rank. And Generation IV is one heck of a doozy – to put it into perspective it has more trainers than both … More Pokémon: Ranking the Important Trainers of Gen IV
Thirteen trainers in Gen I, twenty-four trainers in Gen II – who is ready for a full fifty-two trainer ranking for Gen III? We’re looking at RSE, FRLG and the two Colosseum games today and it’s gonna be a full house with so many tied rankings and arbitrary bonus points. Here’s a quick list of … More Pokémon: Ranking the Important Trainers of Gen III
Let’s just dive straight back in with Gen II, shall we? But first, some clarifications and such. I will be ranking every important trainer – not just the Gym Leaders and Elite 4. This includes Rivals, special sidequest characters, Team leaders and so on. I just think it’s more fun that way, despite creating a … More Pokémon: Ranking the Important Trainers of Gen II
Hey all, I am here and back on my bull. Today I’m taking what I did in the oft-maligned Fuckable Dragons article and ranking the important Pokémon trainers of Gen 1! Not on fuckability this time, don’t worry. If this turns out fun, I might do the other generations too. AUTHOR’S NOTE: I did. Here’s … More Pokémon: Ranking the Important Trainers of Gen I
Hi everyone! It has been a hot minute! Last time we left off about to make a proper effort in saving the missing children, but before that I remembered that I have someone to see! This dude promised us a reward for clearing out the Merchant’s Pass! A nice boost in funds and the experience … More Let’s Play Hero’s Realm: Chapter 1 ~ Part 4 ~ We’re the Bad Guys Now
I am forty-three hours into this game, and I can see me putting another forty hours in. Bravely Default II follows quite the same path as its predecessors as a game with a rather generic concept which excels on its writing, art direction, characterisation, and extremely compelling gameplay. Both Bravely Default and Bravely Second on … More Bravely Default II – A Review
Simulation fans rejoice! A new kid is coming to the block and it seems like it could genuinely turn out to be the restaurant sim that we’ve all been waiting for. Tastemaker was released on Steam’s Early Access platform and while many see such purchases as a trap, I have no problem in dropping a … More Tastemaker – Early Access Review
Picture the scene: a young Ryan and his family cramped inside a Pontins chalet in Blackpool at the height of summer. He has just come back from a day out at looking at weird stuff in the Ripley’s Believe It Or Not and has immediately booted up his GameBoy Advance SP, and today he finishes … More Golden Sun – A Loving Retrospective
Monster Sanctuary can quite safely take its seat next to Pokémon Crystal, Dragon Warriors Monsters II, Enchanted Arms, and Shin Megami Tensei IV as one of the most accomplished and enjoyable ‘monster collecting’ games available for purchase today. Coming out at the tail-end of 2020 to little fanfare from the wider gamer market, the game … More Monster Sanctuary – A Review
Today’s update is brought to you by the NieR: Automata soundtrack. Go listen, it’s on Spotify! We are of course starting in Route 14, a place which holds so many trainers to face and fusions to come to terms with. Let’s just dive right into battle! Get used to seeing Bird Keepers today. The Shell … More Let’s Play Pokémon Infinite Fusion Part 21: The Uncursed Update
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