Let’s Play Pokémon Infinite Fusion Part 4: Spitting in the face of God

Welcome back to the LP. It’s gonna be something of a short one today but we have a lot of cool new Pokémon fusions to gawk at. Today we’re starting off having a look at the exhibits in the Pewter City Museum. The displays here just give the player a few facts about the Kantonian … More Let’s Play Pokémon Infinite Fusion Part 4: Spitting in the face of God

Let’s Play Pokémon Infinite Fusion Part 3: Beating Off a Hard and Happy Snake

Welcome back to Kanto! You join us here in the building that separates Viridian Forest from Route 2. This lady here is a Move Tutor who will teach a Pokémon the move Fury Cutter for 200 dollars. Fury Cutter is a bad move, so we do not take her up on her offer. Viridian Forest … More Let’s Play Pokémon Infinite Fusion Part 3: Beating Off a Hard and Happy Snake

Let’s Play Pokémon Infinite Fusion Part 2: Smashing Some Rats Together

Welcome back! Today, let’s make some actual progress in the game. Last time, we created an affront to God in the middle of Route 1. Today, we’re gonna do more of that general thing. This is the new Cybele, newly owlified. As you can see, Cybele’s moveset is a combination of both Cybele’s original moves … More Let’s Play Pokémon Infinite Fusion Part 2: Smashing Some Rats Together

Let’s Play Pokémon Infinite Fusion Part 1: Setting Out in a World of Abominations

Hello! Welcome to the LP! This game is a very unique fangame for the franchise we all know and love so much. In this game, you can fuse Pokémon together into brand new abominations of nature. It’s probably easier to just show you this with the handy example given to us by the title screen: … More Let’s Play Pokémon Infinite Fusion Part 1: Setting Out in a World of Abominations

Rating the Fuckability of the Dragons of Spyro: The Reignited Trilogy

Yes, I have officially become “too bored” and have let a simple passing thought take up far too many hours of my time. I used cold, hard maths to work out who I thought was the hottest dragon man from Toys For Bob’s well-received remake of the original Spyro the Dragon trilogy. A whole fanbase … More Rating the Fuckability of the Dragons of Spyro: The Reignited Trilogy

Retrospection: I played a 33-year-old game about losing your virginity so you don’t have to

That’s right, I’m back on my retro bullshit. Today I will be talking a bit about a curious, short game called Leisure Suit Larry – In the Land of the Lounge Lizards. Now, for my millenial brethren: a Leisure Suit is what comes up when you type in “70’s disco costume” into Google images, and … More Retrospection: I played a 33-year-old game about losing your virginity so you don’t have to

Final Fantasy VII Remake – A Hasty Review

After 37 and a half rushed and glorious hours, I have just completed the long-long-long awaited landmark title from Square-Enix’s offices, Final Fantasy VII Remake. I’ve a long personal history with the Final Fantasy franchise and I was extremely excited to see what this game would have in store. Whether it would be a nostalgic trip, or … More Final Fantasy VII Remake – A Hasty Review